Sunday, 18 December 2011

The Dinner Party + me wearing High Waisted Pleated Shorts Part II - The Vegetarian Shuffle



It really is very inconsiderate to be a Vegetarian at a dinner party.  This may sound a bit controversial especially as may people are vegetarian lately.  The fact that people falsely think that you can lose weight; and I think that it is made worse when most vegetarians I know spot being vegetarians after a certain number of beverages – I wont name names but you know who you are.

My family essentially carved our way in this country through farming and my father has returned to it as an alternative to SKI’ing.  So vegetarianism isn’t something that I could toy with while eating beef from my father farm is not allowed (eating the profits apparently is not cool, but you still need to have beef or lamb at least once a day).  Nor would I want to, even if I have evolved beyond the meat with every meal menus of my childhood.

What makes it even worse is when I am notified that an emergency dinner party guest was a vegetarian less than 24 hours out from the event.  This was exactly what happened at a dinner party I catered for a couple of weeks ago – I say catered as it was not at my house but at the BBFF’s so she was the host.

Actually, I don’t even understand how one can insist on such a requirement.  I am a celiac – which is far an actual medical condition and not a mere choice.  When put in a like situation I adapt within the existing menu and hope that my digestive system doesn’t cash that cheque until I get home.

The fact was that I had less than 24 hours to work a vegetarian into my menu.  A task that may not appear to be difficult but when the food has been purchased and Pork was the key to the main.

This is a new thing that I am trying for two reasons: firstly, after spending this year cooking with my brother (a chef that trained at a 5 hat restaurant) he is all about the prep and, frankly, I think all those little bowls holding the ingredients is hot; secondly, when I cook during you may find that the main course is not served until 11pm; and finally, as can be attested by many a previous dinner guest, my cooking after a few cocktails males for some interesting interpretations of my menu.

So the challenge I faced as I woke up the day of the event in a Champagne haze was what to serve the vegetarian.  Telling them to suck it and just give them the sides is not part of my dinner party vernacular.  Also an individual vegetarian option does not work either as, lets face it, at my dinner parties everyone wants to have some of everything – it is just that good!

For the answer I had to look through my back catalogue of recipes as there was no time for a trial.  I learnt this the hard way last time I had a last minute vegetarian guest added when my attempt to adapt.  This resulted in me serving them was essentially blobs of mushroom infused dough in a vegetable broth.

In the end I decided to take one of my most loved canapés, which was vegetarian and think big.  My “Mushrooms stuffed with ricotta and fresh herbs” was the perfect choice I just needed to substitute button mushrooms with field mushrooms.  I did make the mistake of preparing extra field mushrooms for the meat eaters and served them on the table like you would a side salad.  As anticipated they were a total success, though it probably would have been better to use button mushrooms for the table.  They were still eaten, but such a large side after an already balanced meal was a tad gluttonous, even with the light desert.

So the next time you have this issue, or I guess want a great canapé for your next cocktail party, you need look no further.   

Field Mushroom stuffed with Ricotta and Fresh Herbs:

Pre-heat oven to 180°.  Remove and dice the stalks of mushrooms and mix in a bowl with ricotta.  Add fresh thyme and chopped parsley and season with salt and pepper.  Turn the mushroom tops upside-down on a roasting dish and spoon the ricotta mixture into the mushrooms.

Place the mushrooms in the oven and cook for 15-20 minutes. (This recipe is also great if you substitute half the ricotta with feta to give the mushrooms more bite.)


I served 2 to the vegetarian in place of the “Cumin & Coriander Slow Roasted Pork” which was served on a bed of “Roasted root vegetable & Wilted Baby Beet Leaves”.

I also served a “Panzanella” as a side salad on the table too.  In the end it was a very successful evening and I am happy to say that at least the vegetarian knew about and enjoyed wine.

There is one thing that I am not 100% sure about and that is the wine etiquette for a dinner party.  If I am hosting I will generally supply between half to one whole bottle per person, just a back up – though it is not unheard of for me to skip out to a local pub for some “Take Aways”.

This is usually later in the evening – you know when the decision has been made to dance, but you don’t think that whole group will get passed the bouncer at your preferred nightspot.

OK back to my actual point, there is an expectation that people will bring drinks too, so you would usually not have to make the midnight dash to the pub, but I have noticed there is not clear guideline as to what is to be expected. 

I usually take 2 bottles of wine.  This allows me to take a bottle of red/white wine and a bottle of sparkling.  I do love sparkles as an aperitif, preferably Veuve Cliquot or Bolli but it does depend on how much I like the other guests, and another bottle for the rest of the night.  You can never really guess what will be on offer and it is better to be safe than sorry.

So my policy is “one bottle for me and one for the ‘House’” – that is take any special drink you want and a bottle of wine for the host.  While one would expect the person hosting to have some wine as a regular host myself I know the effort that is needed to pull it together.  To have them then provide wine too should not be a forgone conclusion.  Sure they may have something special for the evening already planned and that is fine, they don’t need to drink it that night, it is merely to say, “Thanks for having me”

What do you think/do?


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